Guy we’ve been talking a lot about not using stupid cheesy pick up lines. Right here you are about to read some of them. There is one thing I can’t deny, some of these pick up line make me laugh really hard. They are very funny. Enjoy them, but avoid them:
I’ve lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t just hold it in.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Your parents must be assholes because you’re the shit.
Are you a FART? Because you blew me away!
This doesn’t have to end up in rape, you know.
My friends bet me I couldn’t start a conversation with the most beautiful girl at the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money? (BTW I think this one is very good that you CAN use it.)
I’m an astronaut may I please explore uranus?
My penis just died may I please bury it in your vagina?
He: Check out my new watch, it tells the future. She: “What let me see?” He: “Yeah, it says me and you are together” She: “Haha, well that’s wrong ’cause we’re not.” He: “Oh sorry my watch is one hour ahead”.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Do you know karate cuz your body is kickin’?
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
Are you tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Wanna go for Pizza and sex? *SLAP* What you dont like Pizza?
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bed Rock.
Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
That’s it for now. I’ sure you can continue the list, so if you want to add more fun to this post, just write comments below.
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